NaShaRiNoWriMo, or, Shameless Ripoff of Star Wars and Other Stories of Less Note

This will likely go nowhere, as I am prone to writer's block, whimsy, and random attacks of irritation. But in the spirit, I believe I shall try. To aid in my first attempt to do NaNoWriMo, I shall enact the following measures:

1) Accept 15,000 words rather than 50,000 words as a goal. I'm a first-year teacher; I have other stressful ways to ambitiously spend my time.

2) Shamelessly steal from popular fiction, so as to avoid the worst of writer's block.

3) Copy/paste from a Word file so as to have double copies of this...

4) Procrastinate on doing this as an incentive to improve lesson plans.

And now, to posting!